Things only a die-hard chocoholic will relate to

November 20th, 2015

Each time you go on your monthly grocery shopping spree, the first and perhaps the only thing which you always make sure of is the chocolate. Each time a friend or cousin is flying back home from abroad; all you ask them to bring for you are chocolates. Each time you are angry, all it takes for your closed ones is buy you a chocolate. If you can relate to any of these, you are a die-hard chocolate lover. Read on to meet the different situations in your life which you sure must have experienced as a chocolate lover.

You always, always have a good idea about where in the darkest of places did you hide the last piece of chocolate for nobody else to find it. And when nobody is around, you quickly gulp it down. Don’t you?

Every time your friends plan for a hangout, all you suggest is a café where you can relish on some hot chocolate. Dessert for you has only one meaning – chocolate.

When you are out eating, you always will successfully manage to fish out that one dessert on the menu card which has chocolate fillings in it. And then, of course, more than the dessert, you eat the chocolate fillings.

When someone says they do not like to eat chocolates, you feel more than happy. For obvious reason that you do not have to feel obliged to share your chocolate with them.

Every time someone asks you whether you like to eat chocolates or no, you expect them to offer you one and sometimes even ask them for it when not offered.

The definition of “kisses” for you is certainly Hershey’s.

You choose a favourite dish on the basis of how well it has been topped with chocolate. If it has chocolate topping, it has to be a heavenly dish.

You can share everything with your siblings and friends, but when it comes to chocolate, you are that selfish and mean person, who never shares. Sometimes you eat it up secretly when nobody is noticing so that there arises no question of sharing.

You lick your fingers like a baby and devour on each piece like it is the last one.

That moment when you are at a birthday and you see the chocolate icing of the cake being wasted by smearing it on the birthday person, your heart simply breaks into a million places.

When you are baking a cake, half of the chocolate is licked by you rather than being stuffed in the cake.

When you go to Dominoes, your first order is the molten lava cake. Only after that do you order a pizza.

When you look at a chocolate fountain, you tell yourself that it is the greatest invention by humankind ever.

When someone asks you what is it that you want as a birthday gift, your prompt reply is always the same – chocolates.

If you know one such chocoholic, send them chocolates by post this winter to share some happiness and sweetness!